Is your favourite movie a remake?

Ah, movies. One of my favourite ways to waste spend my time. But it feels like I’m seeing an awful lot of the same lately. “Planet of the Apes? Didn’t they just remake that?!”

(If you’re interested, the first Planet of the Apes  came out in 1968. Hollywood rebooted the series in 2001, and then rebooted it again in 2011.)

Hollywood likes to re-use stories rather than come up with new ones. That’s what people say, anyway. It’s too much hassle to be original, right?

I took a sample of movies from Wikipedia’s list of film remakes to see just how frequently, and when, movies were remade. Here’s what I found. (Keep in mind, this is a small, non-scientific sample that’s not meant to be exhaustive.)

All

Movies are sorted based on the release year of the original, ranging from with Cinderella (1899) to What Women Want (2000). There were a few surprises for me. House of Wax was remade twice?!

 

Different patterns for different genres

This full list is a bit messy, though. It’s easier to filter things by genre. Here’s comedy.Comedy

 

Oh, you hate humour? Here’s action/thriller.

Action or Thriller

 

Maybe you like to be startled in movies. Here’s horror. (Look at all those great horror movies from the 70s!)

Horror

 

Or maybe you’re nostalgic for the sci-fi era of the 50s. Here’s sci-fi (and fantasy). You can tell this isn’t a perfect analysis because I forgot the second remake of Planet of the Apes. Whoops.

Sci-Fi or Fantasy

 

You can also look at drama.

Drama

 

Or romance, you ol’ softie.

Romance

 

Or, the genre with the least remakes, musical.

Musical

 

Directors, erotica, and what to expect next

Besides genre, I found a few interesting tidbits. First, several directors remade their own movies. Alfred Hitchcock, for example, made The Man Who Knew Too Much twice: once in 1934 and again in 1956. When prompted to comment on the remake, Hitchcock said, “Let’s say that the first version is the work of a talented amateur and the second was made by a professional.”

Also interesting is Ishiro Honda’s remake of Godzilla. The first movie, made in 1954, is Japanese. Honda helped direct an Americanised version, released in 1956.

Same Director

 

Second, there are two X-rated remakes, both from the 70s, both of fairy tales, and both musicals. Truly a golden era for film.

X-rated

 

What remakes can we expect in the coming years? Below is a very basic forecast, based on the mean time between movie remakes. Movies in green aren’t yet due for a remake, and movies in red are overdue.

Some films are way overdue for a remake. According to this, The Ten Commandments should have been remade 30 years ago!

Other films already have remakes in production. As of this writing, The Mummy, which isn’t due for a remake until 2027, is done filming and already in post-production. Coming to a theatre near you in 2017!

Any favourites that I’ve forgotten? Any other perspectives you’d find interesting?

Remake Forecast

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